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Hey, Daddy!
When I’m about to have sex with a guy, I sneeze. Sometimes I sneeze upon orgasm too. Is this just me being crazy old me, or is it an actual thing?
Normal to Orgasm Sneeze, Yo?

Dear NOSY:
It’s both! We’re all crazy, but impending sex does cause some guys to sneeze. When your horny brain titillates spongy areas with lots of capillaries, some signals misfire on the way to raising your flagpole and detour to the nasal passages. Other men experience tearing and salivation.

 

Hey, Daddy!
How long is long enough after a breakup before I get into another relationship? When do I know I’m ready to take the plunge again?

My husband dumped me while I was recovering from a major medical issue. We divorced and sold our lovely little home.

But girl, that was last week.

This week, I met this cute little guy, and now I want to take him home to meet my mama. I can totally see us getting married. Is it too soon?
Anyway, Love Or Tragedy?

Dear A LOT:
You’re right. That is a lot. First, take a breath.

Now take another. Deeper. There ya go.

Love isn’t on a timeline, but just by asking if it’s too soon, a little voice inside may say may be saying that, for you, right now definitely feels like Fast & Furious 8. What’s your hurry?

You’ve heard of rebound relationships, and we know serial monogamy is a longstanding epidemic. When it happens to you personally, it may be hard to tell the difference between real deal and fake news.

Does it feel like a rush job? Do you need to get married again, or want to be with this man forever? Would it hurt to continue dating to find out? Therein lies your answer.

 

Hey, Daddy!
Here’s a gay conundrum for you. I want a guy named Paul, but Paul has the hots for Noah. And, yep, Noah is all about me. Help!
Could Lads Undo Seriously Tangled Relationships?

Dear CLUSTR:
That you’re all friends is a great start. Buy a bottle of wine and call a meeting. The knots can’t get more twisted by applying some honest communication to the situation.

Daddy loves his boys. He knows the answers you need, andyou’re going to get them. Reach out with your burningquestions via our editor, mike@peachatl.com, and put “Hey, Daddy” in the subject line. Warning: Advice in this column is intended for entertainmentand novelty. Proceed at your own risk. If you’re in trouble, ask a professional for help.